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Jul. 3rd, 2006 10:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
noelia_g*ring*
Me: *wakes up, tumbles out of bed, trips over my covers, slides through the corridor hits my hip on the bike that's still standing there, because, frankly, we have no other place to fit it in, grabs the phone* "Hello?"
Grandma: "You're not sleeping, are you?"
Me: "Not really."
5 minutes later.
*ring*
Me: "Hello?"
Mom: "Oh, hey. You're home?"
Me: *checks that she indeed is calling the house phone, not my cellphone* "No?"
Mom: "Oh." *pause where she considers that she indeed is calling the house phone, not my cellphone* "Wait, you are home!"
Me: "So it would appear."
Mom: "I didn't want to wake you up, but I called Gran and she said she already did, so..."
Me: "Yay?" *holds back a yawn and think that now I won't be able to get back to sleep* "You wanted something?"
Mom: "Not really."
3 minutes later.
*ring*
Me: *turns down the shower, waits 4 rings to see if someone will give up. they don't. gets out of the shower, grabs the towel, drips water all over the floor in an attempt to get the phone, because this just might be actually important and I am waiting for the bookshop people to call about the job after all* "Hello?"
Mom: "I remembered why I called."
Me: *drips water all over the floor* "And?"
Mom: "You going out somewhere today? 'Cause you could buy shampoo."
Me: "Aren't you, like, out already?"
Mom: "Yes, but I really can't be bothered."
PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE PHONE BEFORE 8am.
Me: *wakes up, tumbles out of bed, trips over my covers, slides through the corridor hits my hip on the bike that's still standing there, because, frankly, we have no other place to fit it in, grabs the phone* "Hello?"
Grandma: "You're not sleeping, are you?"
Me: "Not really."
5 minutes later.
*ring*
Me: "Hello?"
Mom: "Oh, hey. You're home?"
Me: *checks that she indeed is calling the house phone, not my cellphone* "No?"
Mom: "Oh." *pause where she considers that she indeed is calling the house phone, not my cellphone* "Wait, you are home!"
Me: "So it would appear."
Mom: "I didn't want to wake you up, but I called Gran and she said she already did, so..."
Me: "Yay?" *holds back a yawn and think that now I won't be able to get back to sleep* "You wanted something?"
Mom: "Not really."
3 minutes later.
*ring*
Me: *turns down the shower, waits 4 rings to see if someone will give up. they don't. gets out of the shower, grabs the towel, drips water all over the floor in an attempt to get the phone, because this just might be actually important and I am waiting for the bookshop people to call about the job after all* "Hello?"
Mom: "I remembered why I called."
Me: *drips water all over the floor* "And?"
Mom: "You going out somewhere today? 'Cause you could buy shampoo."
Me: "Aren't you, like, out already?"
Mom: "Yes, but I really can't be bothered."
PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE PHONE BEFORE 8am.
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Date: 2006-07-03 09:24 am (UTC)i suppose not for you.. but in the general sense. its something that would happen to me
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Date: 2006-07-03 04:06 pm (UTC)After I stopped swearing, that is. *g*
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Date: 2006-07-03 10:57 am (UTC)Um.
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Date: 2006-07-03 04:08 pm (UTC)Oh, cats... Mine used to sleep on my chest, because it's apparently softest and warmest place on my body, so... When I woke up abruptly it ended up thrown through the room, too.
He wasn't amused.
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:09 pm (UTC)Sorry you got woken up so early.
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Date: 2006-07-03 04:09 pm (UTC)It was actually funny... after I stopped swearing.
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Date: 2006-07-03 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 11:53 pm (UTC)I mean, awww. Poor you. You are totally right about most people not being allowed phone privileges before 8am.
But still. Hehe!
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Date: 2006-07-04 08:45 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2006-07-06 06:50 pm (UTC)