SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

I HAVE DIED FROM SQUEAKING.

There is no part of this that I didn't love, and love IMMENSELY.

“But, Boooones,” he drawls, as if the nickname he imposed on Leonard had at least four syllables, the vowels dragged into something soft and liquid

YES. THIS. I can SO hear it in my head.

If he had a tail, he’d be wagging it right about now.

Hahaha so perfect.

Leonard might actually not actively dislike the junior hobgoblin now

JUNIOR HOBGOBLIN. LULZ.

“If you like it, you should put a ring on it,”

It's like all the preceding parts were lol and this line is LOLOLOLOL.

Perfect, adorable, and so in-character. Squeak.