It's the Cookie Monster. He abandoned Sezame Street after they got him on a diet and tried to make him a spokesmuppet for healthy food, and he couldn't get cookies anymore, so he started taking heroin. He was smuggling it, along with the Brazilian Priest, who in fact was Burt (Ernie dumped him so he was moving out), and they crashed on the island without cookies so the poor Cookie Monster went nutzo and started killing random people to make cookies out of their bone marrow.
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It's the Cookie Monster. He abandoned Sezame Street after they got him on a diet and tried to make him a spokesmuppet for healthy food, and he couldn't get cookies anymore, so he started taking heroin. He was smuggling it, along with the Brazilian Priest, who in fact was Burt (Ernie dumped him so he was moving out), and they crashed on the island without cookies so the poor Cookie Monster went nutzo and started killing random people to make cookies out of their bone marrow.
...I'm possibly insane, methinks...