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[noelia_g]

Mom when drunk is kind of fun. And I'll do things for money. Does that make me a whore?

Mom: Go buy me more champagne.
Me: No.
Mom: Mooooreeee chaaaaaampagne.
Me: I am not helping you get stinking drunk.
Mom: I gave birth to you! It was painful! Go buy me chaaaaaampagne!
Me: Anaesthetics don't work 22 years later.
Mom: I'll give you money.
Me: I have money. Not helping you get drunk.
Mom: If you go buy me chaaaaaampagne, I'll give you... 200 more pounds for when you go to Scotland.
Me: Want some strawberries with that?

Mom: *trying to call the dog (whose name is, btw, Beckett)* Bre... Bet... Beret!
Me: His name is Beckett.
Mom: 100 pounds says I can call him Beretta.
Me: Oh, look, pretty Beretta.

Mom: Why are Heroes in jail?
Me: That's Prison Break, mom.
Mom: Oh! Why am I not watching this? They are preeeetty.

SERIOUSLY. Mom FTW.

Comments

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

:)) It's good to have fun drunks in the family.

(Also, hi! I failed at comments for a while there, promise to better myself.)

[soft-princess.livejournal.com]

Your dog's name is Beckett.

BECKETT.

I love you forever and ever and ever.

Srsly!

(also, your mom is funny) *hugs*

[noelia-g.livejournal.com]

Mom said she wouldn't pronounce Carson.

...not that she can say Beckett, apparently.

Also! See Beckett here:
http://pics.livejournal.com/noelia_g/pic/0000ff7z/g4
http://pics.livejournal.com/noelia_g/pic/0000h1k7/g4
http://pics.livejournal.com/noelia_g/pic/0000g79c/g4
http://pics.livejournal.com/noelia_g/pic/0000ehw4/g4

HEE.

[soft-princess.livejournal.com]

He is ADORABLE!! *flails* HEEEEE!

Now I want a puppy named Beckett too! (or Carson, I can pronounce Carson. :D :D)

[followmyrainbow.livejournal.com]

Hehe sounds like my mum after she's had Gin. That was when she devised a great cure for obseity along the lines of stick people in cages and give them a carrot every day and asking me to download shows for her and such things. -rolls eyes-

And Beckett ish the cutest thing I've seen in a looong time - how have I not seen those pictures before? He's adorable! -squees and fawns over-

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