Chat up lines you should not use on me.
Sep. 5th, 2008 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
noelia_g"Hey, nice car."
No, it's not. And don't say it when I'm trying to maneuver out of a parking space where some idiot blocked me, parking three centimetres behind me.
(It's right up there with "You are beautiful, like that actress, you know, Nicole Kidman I think?" because dude, I may look like many people, but Kidman ain't one of them. Unless you mean that we're both, you know, tall.)
I should make a list of those.
No, it's not. And don't say it when I'm trying to maneuver out of a parking space where some idiot blocked me, parking three centimetres behind me.
(It's right up there with "You are beautiful, like that actress, you know, Nicole Kidman I think?" because dude, I may look like many people, but Kidman ain't one of them. Unless you mean that we're both, you know, tall.)
I should make a list of those.
