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noelia_g ([personal profile] noelia_g) wrote2009-09-18 10:03 pm

Noelia loves her job, again.

New school year has started, and I do have new students, and they are all awesome (I'll get back to you if this opinion changes, but for now, coming back to work is FUN.)

New group, all girls, last year of Junior High, preparing for the final test (srs bsns.)

N: How old are you, Miss?
Noelia: Well.
K (with whom I had classes last year): I know, I know!
Noelia: Oh?
K: But I'm clearly not telling, for I value my life.
Noelia: Well done.

A: Are we going to have tests?
Noelia: Of course not, I'm going to evaluate you on the merit of how good your hair looks.
A: Really?
Noelia: *facepalm*
K: Miss does that thing she thinks is funny when it's not.
Noelia: It's called sarcasm, you'll learn to appreciate it with time.
N: I thought we were learning English.
Noelia: I weep for future generations.


Old group, kids, but with some new students.

Noelia: A, if you don't stop interrupting me, I'm going to do something drastic.
E: Miss always says that. She never really does anything.
A: She threw a paper plane at me last year.
E: Yes, but she threatened to stab you with a pencil, I don't think it's the same thing.
Noelia: They forbid me to kill students in the first week, it's tragic.
New kids: ...
E: Miss says that a lot. She always lies.
Noelia: I lie a lot. Unless it's about English or tests. I'm dead serious about this.
E: And about people not touching her crayons without permission.

E: *surveys my drawing on the board suspiciously* Is that Batman?
Noelia: No. Not everything I do is about Batman.
E: *still looks suspicious*
Noelia: I'm also into Star Trek, very much recently.
E: *thoughtfully* There's that one that has ears like Batman.
Noelia: ... yes. He does.


I'm very proud of those kids, really. Happy to be back, too.

[identity profile] beadattitude.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, I love you and your class! HEE.

You must supply us with further antics!

ext_87795: ([batman] Gordon: doing something good)

[identity profile] juana-a.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
E: *thoughtfully* There's that one that has ears like Batman.
Noelia: ... yes. He does.


Lol XDDD

Kiedy je nauczysz, żeby mówiły "tak, tak ślicznie"? Bo to "Miss does that" brzmi bardzo jak to XD
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([bat] gordon :: comissioner awesome)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
One szybko podchwytują moje stwierdzenia, więc zapewne to też złapią. a "miss does that' to po polsku 'Pani tak ma', btw ;D

[identity profile] lunatics-word.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Kids are awesome XD
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([st] tos :: kirk :: pretty)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I love my class too :D. I shall definitely keep you posted on their adventures :D
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([mer] uther :: utherly awesome)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they kind of are :D
ext_87795: ([batman] Bruce: in the beginning)

[identity profile] juana-a.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
a "miss does that' to po polsku 'Pani tak ma', btw ;D

SRSLY, wiem XDDDDD Podtekst brzmi "tak, tak, ślicznie".
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([lev] eliot/parker :: hit like that)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ja tylko tłumaczę mój własny zabieg tłumaczeniowy :P
ext_87795: ([btvs] Buffy/Giles: after I get a cookie)

[identity profile] juana-a.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
tak tak ślicznie :P
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([bbt] sheldon :: mocking)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
nadużywasz.

[identity profile] bebeer.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Masz cudowne dzieciaki :) Zwłaszcza K i E są boscy xD (boskie? xD)

ciao,
Nietoperek.
ext_87795: ([btvs] Buffy/Faith: once upon a time)

[identity profile] juana-a.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
nieprawda.
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([hp] hermione :: disaproving)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Jak zaczynam przewracac oczami za kazdym razem kiedy to stwierdzasz? Naduzywasz XD.
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([house] cam/remy :: the girls)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
boskie, obie XD.
ext_87795: ([merlin] Morgana: what's important)

[identity profile] juana-a.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ej, tak naprawdę użyłam tego RAZ przez cały dzień, przed chwilą.

Przedtem tylko intepretowałam dzieci, nie liczy się.

[identity profile] the-summoning-d.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! You job sounds awesome

[identity profile] aries11.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. That's so great! They sound like they'll be a fun bunch for you.

[identity profile] idrilka.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Twoje dzieciaki wymiatają. xDDDDDDDD

[identity profile] rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I always love reading your stories about the kids you work with.

[identity profile] johanirae.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I wish my teachers have been more like you. Heeheehee.

[identity profile] hitokaji.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
LOL.
Your students never stop to amaze me! :)

[identity profile] nastey.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Noelia: I lie a lot. Unless it's about English or tests. I'm dead serious about this.
E: And about people not touching her crayons without permission.


you have your own crayons? :D
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. ([lev] hardison/parker :: here alone)

[identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, they are classroom crayons, but the kids are only allowed to use them when appropriate. They tend to scatter them all around and draw instead of paying attention to the topic, so I don't allow them to get the crayons unless we are actually drawing sth as a part of the exercise.

(But I do have my own crayons at home. XD)

[identity profile] sa-da-ko.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Jakie fajne dzieciaki :D