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[noelia_g]

Dear Neighbour,
My name is Joanna. Jola is my mom.
Yes, I know I am tall. It's 182 cm.
Yes, it's quite possible you hadn't seen my father for quite a long time. Neither did I.
Find new conversation topics or just shut up when in elevator with me,

Sincerely,
Joanna (not Jola)

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Dear Kid from the Other Side of the Wall,
Throw away the piano. If you need to be an artist, try painting.

Yours, with stoppers in her ears,
Joanna

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Dear Mom,
I have birthday on Monday. That's 30th.
Not on Thursday.
Although if I get presents on both those days, I won't complain.
On the other hand... don't you think you're too young to have memory problems?

Yours,
Asia.

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Dear body,
What the fuck are you doing? Migraine, tummy ache and nausea are *not* fun. Stop that right now.
Please.

Painfully yours,
Noelia.

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Dear world,
Stop spinning.
Like... now.

Yours,
Noelia