Chat up lines you should not use on me.

"Hey, nice car."

No, it's not. And don't say it when I'm trying to maneuver out of a parking space where some idiot blocked me, parking three centimetres behind me.

(It's right up there with "You are beautiful, like that actress, you know, Nicole Kidman I think?" because dude, I may look like many people, but Kidman ain't one of them. Unless you mean that we're both, you know, tall.)

I should make a list of those.