I tend to get insane and snarky when not fed properly.

[noelia_g]

The problem with Writing being the last part of the Practical English exam is that after three hours of exams and enough caffeine, after I've skipped breakfast, I tend to get snarky and sarcastic and try and be funny, which I'm usually not. No, really, the only people I crack up are me, myself, and I.

So, I might have proclaimed that a kitchen knife is a kitchen knife until you stab someone with it (thank you, Danny Messer of CSI:NY for imparting that nugget of wisdom), and that no one outside of sermons and the right-wing blogosphere tells us how to use our beds.

I don't know why I saywrite those things.

Comments

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Ja pisałam o "doctors torturing their patients' immune systems into submission" i miałam wewnętrzny LOL re: za dużo myślenia o BDSM porn.

I esej dostał 5, więc czym się martwisz? XD

[elspeff.livejournal.com]

Were they part of a discursive essay-type piece? Or a story? 'cos, if they were, and I came across them as a marker, I'd be so overjoyed to read such intelligent, witty thought! Seriously!

[manarai.livejournal.com]

Happens to the best of us.

*pets fondly the 18th century France vampire story cooked up for her own Practical English Writing some time ago and totally blames the prompt for it*

[ellestra.livejournal.com]

I tended to write sf stories for essays whenever I could since primary school. At least they'll have something interesting to read.

OT And because I need to share this with the world: Sapkowski won the Gemmell Award (an English fantasy award) for Blood of Elves. YAY for Polish fantasy.