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Dear BBC News Crew,
Please, don't stop in the middle of the crossroads to do some filming. Especially not on the most busy crossroads in the city.

Dear City Guards,
We have good traffic lights. There is no need for you to stand in the middle of the crossroads and *try* to direct the cars. Someone may run you over, and it maybe even won't be me.

Dear Lady with the Doggie,
It's not fun for the diggie, however cute it looks in its little pink sweater, to run across the most busy street, causing the cars and the bust to come to a sudden halt. Buy a leash.

Dear Guy from the Bus,
Yes, it was fun when I landed on your knees. No, we may not do this again. You're not exactly my type, I think my grandma is closer to your age.

Dear Foreign Guy,
No, I don't know where to buy donuts. We don't have donuts in Krakow. Buy a pretzel.

Dear Tourists, Pilgrims and News Reporters,
Go to Vatican. Important stuff is happening there. Or, if you must stay in Poland, move to Warsaw. I never liked the people from there, thy deserve you.

Yours,
Noelia

Date: 2005-04-05 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cala-jane.livejournal.com
Dear Tourists,
please understand that it is not a polite thing to do to sing "Unbreak my heart' so load everyone hears you, when you're driving near Franciszkanska Steet.

Being inthe middle of things isn't that good.
I agree. They should go to Vatican or Warsaw.

Date: 2005-04-06 09:51 am (UTC)
ext_2619: Fred from Angel, reading a book. (amy by cala_jane)
From: [identity profile] noelia-g.livejournal.com
Or to Alaska. *eg*

btw... could I maybe get you to tag? Come on, we have an audience who demands it! (so, okay, it's one person, but whatever *L*)

Date: 2005-04-05 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thghtlsscmng.livejournal.com
haha - you crack me up. :)
much love!
<3 Erin

Date: 2005-04-05 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glimmergirl.livejournal.com
You don't have donuts?!

OMG. History has not been nice to Poland.

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