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[noelia_g]

I tried to buy batteries yesterday... I wasn't prepared for questions though.

Me: Do you have batteries like this *shows*?
Guy: Yes. Which ones do you want? *shows few examples*
Me: Well, those that would last the longest.
Guy: What do you need them for?
Me: ... erm...
Guy: If it's something that just is there, like a clock, you should take this. But if it's like a toy, or something...
Me: Yes! That! Erm. A toy.
Guy: Something that goes on and on?
Me: I do hope so.
Guy: Like a plane, or something, I meant.
Me: Oh. Well, I'll take this.
Guy: Here you are *gives me one*
Me: Erm... I need three.
Guy: What kind of a toy is that?
Me: *very quietly* Fuck.
Guy: Excuse me, hadn't heard you.
Me: Nothing. Here. *gives money, grabs batteries, runs*

Goddess. Next time I shall buy batteries for my vibrator online.

Comments

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

I have tea up my nose and a smile on my face. You brightened my breakfast with that. Thanks :)

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

=)) Well, that was one nosy shop-assistant!

[lovebit.livejournal.com]

lmfao Nice talk :-P

[gryferin.livejournal.com]

hahah.. that's the best story I've heard in a while.

Just remember what batteries you bought for next time, and you don't have to discuss anything with the person behind the counter.

Or hey, you know Energizers just keep going and going and going *grin*

[helenkacan.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing I had swallowed my muffin BEFORE I read your post, because I started laughing and choking. OMG. Well, yes, it *is* a toy. And none of your business what kind of toy!

Giggling hugs,
H.

[thghtlsscmng.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. Oh Jesus. Why do store workers think that it's their business to know everything?

That made my morning. Hehe.

[domesticmouse.livejournal.com]

*giggle* he wasn't teh brightest was he? *grin*

[purple--sky.livejournal.com]

Haha. Now that was funny =)

[silent-chris.livejournal.com]

Funny, but also more than I needed to know. It will take some time to get the image out of my head. ;)

[govannen.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaa! Darling, you make me laugh in the best possible way! ♥ ♥

[phendog.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[nastey.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
you're killin' me :D

[cory-catfish.livejournal.com]

I kinda guessed it when I got to "on and on".

Gosh ;)

[khali-khan.livejournal.com]

I kinda guessed when I got to 'erm' :P

Noelia, you made my day :D

[paper-parade.livejournal.com]

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