Scotland

[noelia_g]

I called a guy in Edinburgh about a job, and it all looks fine, and we'll see in two weeks when I get there and meet him, but the conversation made me realise one very important thing.

I CAN'T GO TO SCOTLAND.

No, seriously. Think about it. Accents automatically add +5 on any scale of attractiveness for me, and to go to a country where everyone speaks like Ewan McGregor, or David Tennant? I see a reasonably cute guy in a coffee shop or whatever, and then he SAYS SOMETHING and I combust right there on the spot.


Also, randomnly. Need a new layout. Methinks David Tennant, 'cuz a)obsession, b)Scotland!

Comments

[juleyah.livejournal.com]

I see a reasonably cute guy in a coffee shop or whatever, and then he SAYS SOMETHING and I combust right there on the spot.

I would too! I'm exactly like that! Holy crap. I was in Scotland about ten years ago, but I was a child then.. so it's not the same thing >_< I grew up and started falling for British accents in general. Waah.

Good luck to you.

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

I don't see the downside? ;)

[rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com]

I love accents too. My first boyfriend was Scottish. He turned out to be a lousy boyfriend, but I looooooved his accent.

[jazmin22.livejournal.com]

Accents automatically add +5 on any scale of attractiveness for me, and to go to a country where everyone speaks like Ewan McGregor, or David Tennant? I see a reasonably cute guy in a coffee shop or whatever, and then he SAYS SOMETHING and I combust right there on the spot.

Oh, dear. I competely agree on the +5 thing accents do. Everyone speaking like Ewan McGregor and David Tennant? My. That does sound problematic...perhaps there is a scientific solutions here. *pulls on professor twead coat and bubble pipe*

I know! You need to condition yourself as to not combust. Of course, it'll be a crash-conditioning since you only have so nuch time, but it will have to do...

Quick! Watch everything with HOT, Scot-accented Guys talking that you can get your hands on! And then everytime you feel like combusting douse yourself with ice water and think(say) "Antartica!".

[noelia-g.livejournal.com]

My, that sounds like a plan. It will be difficult, watching everything with hot Scots, but I'll. I mean, my health requires sacrifices, right?

:D

[jazmin22.livejournal.com]

*somber nod* Not to mention the HOT, SCOTTISH poor, innocent bystanders that you might endanger!

[noelia-g.livejournal.com]

And property damage. Never forget the property damage. So clothes of those, erm, innocent bystanders, could get completely burned down, and wouldn't that be tragic?

[jazmin22.livejournal.com]

They'll mistake you for a suicide bomber. OH NOES! But yeah, their clothes, how horrible. They'd be left, er, clotheless, and covered in SEXY soot. They'd be all dirty. <.<...>.>

[noelia-g.livejournal.com]

NO! We can't let that happen! So, for the ensured well-being of those poor sexy innocent dirty guys I shall go and watch David Tennant taking people roughly from behind in Casanova.

Oh, the things I do simply out of the goodness of my heart!

[jazmin22.livejournal.com]

Such sacrifice! You are indeed a generous and selfless soul, Mother Teresa would be proud.

[noelia-g.livejournal.com]

YES, I shall apply for sainthood. Someone notify the Pope!